I love pirates because they have no concept on albeism. oh you have no leg? here have a peg leg. no hand?? well guess we gotta put a hook on that, give those sons of bitches a surprise. Blind in one eye, put an eyepatch on no one fucking cares, youre deaf??? go man the canons you glorious bastard.They dont care if youre disabled bcus as long as you can fuck shit up they literally dont fucking care.
I never thought about it this way. This is beautiful.
There’s an abundance of bad things happening right now, and it’s hard not to be sucked into that black hole of sadness, so let’s have a puppy party shall we.
Because, let’s face it, dogs never grow up.
ADDED BONUS, PUPS IN MOTION!!!
I didn’t realize how much I needed to see this until it was in front of my face.
puppy is understandably confused about everything in life
if I ugly snapchat you I trust you
I LOVE IT WHEN PEOPLE WALK THEIR DOGS WITHOUT LEASHES LIKE THAT DOG JUST LOVES YOU SO MUCH THAT THEY WILL TROT HAPPILY 5 FEET IN FRONT OF YOU AND WON’T RUN AWAY EVEN WHEN THEY SEE THINGS THAT ARE PROBABLY MORE EXCITING BECAUSE THEY ARE SO LOYAL AND ITS SO CUTE
The Harvest Festival is tomorrow. And I am so proud of all of you. You’ve worked so hard. You’re amazing. So I have a surprise. And it is possibly the best thing to potentially ever happen to anyone anywhere in the history of the universe.
|—||Denis Waitley (via feellng)|
this should have been Castiel’s entrance on Supernatural